Monday, 29 September 2008

NEWS BRIEF - Boy Knocked Down Outside Union

On the night of Thursday 25th September, a young male was knocked down at the traffic lights outside the Union building. Although it was first thought to be serious, he fortunately escaped with only a broken leg. A busy night by all accounts, due to the Freshers' party taking place in Mandela Hall, a source told The Gown that at this stage it can only be presumed that the injured boy is a QUB student. Laura Hawthorne, VP for Community, told us that she received a phone call about the incident at 1.40am. She remarked that the police were fantastic in the whole furore, and it was passed off without too much trouble.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hope this guy was okay (The new website looks great!!)

Drama Queen said...

"Laura Hawthorne, VP for Community, told us that she received a phone call about the incident at 1.40am"

And? What exactly is she going to do about it? Administer the kiss of life?

Anonymous said...

Check your spelling guys, its a basic.And when mistakes occur on the blog they can and should be edited.

THE OED OCD said...

Check your grammar Mr Anonymous.

IT'S basic.

Laura said...

Anon it is "it's" as opposed to its!!

pj said...

anon got pwned!

Anonymous said...

There was someone knocked down outside Villa Italia last night too.

Hot 4 Hawthorne Returns! said...

I think Drama Queen should shut her/his pie hole! I think Laura Hawthorne is one of the few executive members (not just this year but ever) who's actually doing her job. Anytime I'm in The Union Foyer she is busily working away.

Hawthorne for Union Presdient next year!

Helferty 4 2nd Term said...

"Hawthorne for Union Presdient next year!"

Please GOD no...

bored... said...

Any more news???????

wop bop a loo ap a lop bam boo said...

Write a new story already! lazy gown people....

Anonymous said...

a UGM last week and a referendum on Tuesday - maybe Helferty isn't completly useless after all.